Leading Oxfordians seem to have disappeared from public debate. Where are they hiding? What can they be plotting?
By the pricking of my thumbs
Total failure this way comes.
PT theory must be nixed;
Broken timelines must be fixed.
Tempest dating now repent;
Oxford's claim we'll reinvent.
Hair of Barbie, head of cabbage;
Leg of servant, sword of savage.
Gall of Jonson, dead believers;
Mark of Covell, joke of Weever's.
Tongue of Oxfraud, Shapiro's hooter,
Reedy's keyboard, Wells' router,
Die the whole Stratfordian nation;
Fifth Oxfordian (JDL, for it is he)
Hey, don't I get a turn?
Elves and fairies hear your OOTY;
Think again but know your duty.
Back to Shakesvere, I commend you;
Shout blind insights that I lend you.
All about the cauldron sing;
We're always right in every thing.
Oxford shall never vanquish'd be, until,
Water learns to run downhill.
I think I should carry a magic wand.
You do realise there are only three witches in the original, don't you?
And they're not called witches
If Doc has a spear, I should have a wand.
Or maybe a necklace. Made out of Aston Martin badges...
Music and a song: 'Marlowne D Trick,'