The UniVeres is comprised of a number subatomic particles. The Looney Ogburn Boson is primarily responsible for the formation of initial mass/energy and trace elements, measured in terms of MilliVeres etc. These elements are collectively known as Stritmatter. 

Experiments in The Large Shakespeare Collider subjected Stritmatter to rigorous testing and discovered that it doesn't exist, being entirely made up of Antimatter, or dark energy.

The purpose of dark energy is to form a Super Massive Black Hole that swallows everything up and eventually implodes.

However, measurements detect small fragmentary residues of the phenomenon. Free Radicals zoom around the UniVeres, ultimately fizzling out and are seen no more.

Just as Oxfraud University predicted.

Oxfraud University