Let's see if we can manage this. A proportional, fully-transferrable, weighted-ranking poll. That'll teach those pesky Oxfordians not to tinker promiscuously with us high-tech Strats, spitting in the face of democracy and The American Way. Now if only I could find out where this red wire goes…

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